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We're bartenders,

producing a range of bottled cocktails.

 

Started in 2020 - the year the world fell apart.

 

We had to pivot.

 

So we did, and we spun, we shook, we stirred and we downed. Sipped and savoured, came up for air and ran, making muffled noises, through the streets - it’s hard to scream from behind a mask.

 

All this energy, knowledge, love and sex radiation was placed in to little packages of magic. 

 

They’re clouds filled with kittens. Happy memories atop brighter futures. Pyramids of pretzels built beneath galaxies of rainbows.

 

Everything that could be so right about everything right now, bottled in to party-sized, pocket rockets of cocktail deliciousness.

 

They are for everyone - even those that “don’t really drink cocktails”.

 

Designed for the ease of drinking great quality cocktails from just about anywhere.

 

Named for the fact that they are "complete",

just short of the booze.

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AWESOME COCKTAILS,

NONE OF THE HASSLE

It's ready to drink, so just pour it out. We have taken all of the hard work out of enjoying cocktails.

 

Bottled in 2 sizes:

330ml [serves 2 cocktails]

200ml [serves 1 cocktail]

Just pour over ice.

NO ALCOHOL?

NO PROBLEM!

Our cocktails are all completely non-alcoholic (0,0%abv). Enjoy them as is or add in alcohol if you like.

CHOOSE A COCKTAIL

CHOOSE A SPIRIT

Each of our cocktails work with a range of spirits! Get the cocktail you want and add the alcohol you'd prefer! 

 
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PALOMA

KOMODO

PINA KALEIDO

CAKE

tropical | oriental | mo' fire

granadilla, pickled ginger, coriander

KOKO-nut | silky | thongs

coconut water, pineapple, orange, cardamom

birthdays | strippers | sprinkles

vanilla, caramel, pretzels, grape

Mexico | citrus | dry

grapefruit, vanilla, pink peppercorn

you DO like tomato! | umami | the brunch-er

tomato water, spices, green tea, shiitake, chilli

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SWEET NOTHING

simple | light | butterfly kisses

basil, anise, sugar snap pea

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Joburg

Adega / Bedfordview | Rivonia

Aurum / Sandton

Brik / Rosebank

Buns Out / Rosebank | Linden

Clico Boutique Hotel / Rosebank

Doppio Zero / Bedfordview

Ethos / Sandton

Four Seasons / Westcliff

From Ground Up Cafe / Randburg

Marble / Rosebank

Mix Cocktail Bar / Rosebank

Morning Glory / Rosebank

Red Door Cafe / Edenvale

The Codfather / Waterfall

The REfillery / Morningside

Saint / Sandton

Sin Tax / Rosebank

Smoking Kills / Melville

Voisin Bread & Wine / 44 Stanley

Cape Town

Bar Keeper / City Centre

Online

 
 
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(click to call / dial 060 790 8068)

For any collections:

Unit 8, Khiba Business Park

16 High Road.

Bramley, Johannesburg