We're bartenders,
producing a range of bottled cocktails.
Started in 2020 - the year the world fell apart.
We had to pivot.
So we did, and we spun, we shook, we stirred and we downed. Sipped and savoured, came up for air and ran, making muffled noises, through the streets - it’s hard to scream from behind a mask.
All this energy, knowledge, love and sex radiation was placed in to little packages of magic.
They’re clouds filled with kittens. Happy memories atop brighter futures. Pyramids of pretzels built beneath galaxies of rainbows.
Everything that could be so right about everything right now, bottled in to party-sized, pocket rockets of cocktail deliciousness.
They are for everyone - even those that “don’t really drink cocktails”.
Designed for the ease of drinking great quality cocktails from just about anywhere.
Named for the fact that they are "complete",
just short of the booze.
AWESOME COCKTAILS,
NONE OF THE HASSLE
It's ready to drink, so just pour it out. We have taken all of the hard work out of enjoying cocktails.
Bottled in:
200ml [serves 1 cocktail]
Just pour over ice.
NO ALCOHOL?
NO PROBLEM!
Our cocktails are all completely non-alcoholic (0,0%abv). Enjoy them as is or add in alcohol if you like.
CHOOSE A COCKTAIL
CHOOSE A SPIRIT
Each of our cocktails work with a range of spirits! Get the cocktail you want and add the alcohol you'd prefer!
PALOMA
KOMODO
PINA KALEIDO
CAKE
tropical | oriental | mo' fire
granadilla, pickled ginger, coriander
KOKO-nut | silky | thongs
coconut water, pineapple, orange, cardamom
birthdays | strippers | sprinkles
vanilla, caramel, pretzels, grape
Mexico | citrus | dry
grapefruit, vanilla, pink peppercorn
you DO like tomato! | umami | the brunch-er
tomato water, spices, green tea, shiitake, chilli
SWEET NOTHING
simple | light | butterfly kisses
basil, anise, sugar snap pea
Joburg
Aurum / Sandton
Bespokery / Parkview
Blockman / Parkhurst
Budapest / Soweto
Chalk / Parkhurst
Clico Boutique Hotel / Rosebank
Curated / Bedfordview
Four Seasons / Westcliff
Mix Cocktail Bar / Rosebank
Modena / Parkhurst
The 11th Floor / Bedfordview
The Codfather / Waterfall
The Playground / Braam
Station 12 / Bryanston
Sin Tax / Rosebank
Smoking Kills / Melville
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